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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:55 pm 

DuckyDoodleFace wrote:
I've always wondered about the spas that pony up for this sort of bollocks - how do they have the money for it?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:17 pm 

Keep it up man. Even a stopped clock is bound to be funny eventually if it throws enough shit at the wall


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:29 pm 

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Keep it up man. Even a stopped clock is bound to be funny eventually if it throws enough shit at the wall


*yawn* not the first time you have tried to be funny when putting me down and failed miserably.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:33 pm 

Lessons in comedy from the boards Andrew Maxwell


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:41 pm 

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Lessons in comedy from the boards Andrew Maxwell


Dunno who that is but thanks for the compliment buddy.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:02 pm 

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Note that your time with Gene is yours


I read that as 'Note for that time, Gene is yours' and got a bit too excited :oops:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:57 pm 

You don't find the aul shite attractive do you? I watched his erotic performance piece on xhamster recently, and it reminded me of the oldest lion in the pride, still trying to hump.

Good bass line on 'love theme from kiss' off the first album though.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:51 pm 

I've had a crush on Simmons since I got into KISS - which was about 8yrs old or so

However, I was a bit disappointed with his sex tape as well.
Only fancy him in costume though, can't hack that wooly helmet he has on top of his head. Get the spandex on Gene and the war paint!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:39 pm 

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However, I was a bit disappointed with his sex tape as well.
Only fancy him in costume though, can't hack that wooly helmet he has on top of his head. Get the spandex on Gene and the war paint!


TMI Zomboidgirl!!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:47 pm 

Will Gene Simmons clean my house?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

For that money I'd have him down cleaning out the Septic Tank :lol:


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