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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:53 am 

Must be down to his last few $$$.
Check out the prices for a GS experience!
http://www.genesimmonsvault.com/

Gene delivers:
"The best part? I will hand deliver your Vault at an exclusive, once-in-a-lifetime, event near you.

This is my personal invitation. Welcome to The Vault"


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:58 am 

"You and a guest will spend one-on-one time with Gene in your area"

Two-on-one, surely?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:08 am 

$50,000 for the home experience :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:03 pm 

150 tracks?! :shock: Imagine the amount of shite that must be in there. If any of it was any good then surely it would've wound up on a Kiss album at some point.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:14 pm 

It will be utter ballix for the most part. He knows it will sell, it has a "in gene we trust" oversized coin in it. Pure class!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:24 pm 

I don't think Gene will deliver it personally. Just some spa in Kiss make up who talks like him.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:01 pm 

There a series of dates that he will appear at across the next year. The £50k home visit you can bring round 25 mates to it - bollox to that.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:25 pm 

The list of FAQ's reads like a piss take :lol:

Will Gene be in full makeup and costume?

No. No, he will not.

What will happen during my Vault Home Experience?

Gene will hand deliver your Vault to you in your home. He will hang out with you and your friends for two hours. In that time, he will take photos, sign autographs (no instruments), and listen to songs from the Vault with you.

Will Gene supply food and drink?

No. Gene will be bringing the Vault. You as the host will be bringing the party. You are in charge of supplying food and drinks.

Are there any restrictions?

Out of respect to Gene, we ask that there be no smoking or illegal drugs at your Vault Home Experience.

Will he be playing any music?

Maybe. If you have an acoustic guitar around, Gene may strum a few tunes for you and your guests.

Can I give gifts/letters to Gene?

Of course (just nothing perishable, illegal, dangerous or communicable). Note that your time with Gene is yours. If you choose to spend it giving The Demon gifts, that is fine.

Can I ask Gene Simmons questions about Kiss?

You can ask whatever you want. He's there to hang out with you and loves to tell stories.

Will Gene Simmons clean my house?

No. The Demon does not do housework including windows.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:44 pm 

Always be selling - Gear Assignments


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:59 pm 

HallowedBeThyShane wrote:
Always be selling - Gear Assignments



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:16 pm 

101_North wrote:
The list of FAQ's reads like a piss take :lol:

Will Gene be in full makeup and costume?

No. No, he will not.

What will happen during my Vault Home Experience?

Gene will hand deliver your Vault to you in your home. He will hang out with you and your friends for two hours. In that time, he will take photos, sign autographs (no instruments), and listen to songs from the Vault with you.

Will Gene supply food and drink?

No. Gene will be bringing the Vault. You as the host will be bringing the party. You are in charge of supplying food and drinks.

Are there any restrictions?

Out of respect to Gene, we ask that there be no smoking or illegal drugs at your Vault Home Experience.

Will he be playing any music?

Maybe. If you have an acoustic guitar around, Gene may strum a few tunes for you and your guests.

Can I give gifts/letters to Gene?

Of course (just nothing perishable, illegal, dangerous or communicable). Note that your time with Gene is yours. If you choose to spend it giving The Demon gifts, that is fine.

Can I ask Gene Simmons questions about Kiss?

You can ask whatever you want. He's there to hang out with you and loves to tell stories.

Will Gene Simmons clean my house?

No. The Demon does not do housework including windows.


So having an orgy with him just sitting in the corner is alright then? Sound.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:25 pm 

101_North wrote:
$50,000 for the home experience :shock:


That's only €41,969.20. You have to ask yourself would you rather hang with The Demon for two hours or buy a small house in Co. Cavan?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:54 pm 

The man is timeless! Never fails to upset the applecart.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:07 pm 

GOATLORD wrote:
The man is timeless! Never fails to upset the applecart.


He's a troll that's what he is. A no good troll.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:41 pm 

I've always wondered about the spas that pony up for this sort of bollocks - how do they have the money for it?


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