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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:00 pm 

Jesus Phish wrote:
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"Are your from town?" Yeah. "Are your parents still alive?" What sort of fucking question is that to ask someone (a stranger, no less) sitting down for a haircut? How about you shut the utter fuck up and just do what you're being paid to do?

I wouldn't mind but the cunt made a balls out of my cut too, may very well go in to get it touched up during the week. Fuck's sake.


You can remedy all of that by getting the same barber to cut your hair every time you want it cut.

Random barbers are like taxi drivers, they feel the need to fill the air.


There's two in this barber shop that I usually have cut my hair. One lad that says no more than hello, what would like done and goodbye (I'm convinced he's appreciative of the reprieve from aimless shitetalk), and a lass that's full of chat which is cool as she can hold a conversation about anything. They both do a bang up job on the haircut.

I went in on Saturday and neither were working but stayed on as I was there and it was the owner cutting my hair... That's the first and last time he cuts it and also the last cut I get in there. Prick.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:04 pm 

ochoill wrote:
DuckyDoodleFace wrote:
"Are your from town?" Yeah. "Are your parents still alive?" What sort of fucking question is that to ask someone (a stranger, no less) sitting down for a haircut?

Why in the name of god would anyone ask a stranger that, and more importantly, where was this line of questioning going? That's fried :lol:


I knew me auld lad knew this guy... Might've made sense to ask who my parents were instead of leading with what he did.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:28 pm 

EHS culture gone full retard.

They just sent an all-employee email out about a lad getting a paper cut on his finger :o


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:39 am 

Juggz wrote:
EHS culture gone full retard.

They just sent an all-employee email out about a lad getting a paper cut on his finger :o

Did he died?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:03 am 

No, he was one of the lucky survivors of a paper attack.

It's a shame Dio died. He could have made a fortune making educational EHS videos where he walks around an office and highlights the danger lurking in innocent looking items by pointing at paper, staplers, paper clips and such shouting "LOOK OUT!!!"


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:33 pm 

:lol:

Well I heard "Caught in the Middle" was originally a concept piece about getting his finger into a fight with a stapler.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:01 pm 

USB's that refuse to eject because the computer claims they are being used by other programs when clearly they are not. Then the only way to remove them is to turn the laptop off :x :x


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:16 pm 

Just yank the things out. I have never, not once seen data corruption from pulling out USB storage. I'm pretty sure they're designed to be hot swapped anyway.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:55 pm 

Taking it out without ejecting has fucked stuff on my USB's. It doesn't happen that often but the problem is you can't tell each time if it will or will not damage the information stored on it until it actually happens.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:54 am 

The uneccessary use of the word 'so' to answer a question.
Example
Newsreader : Why exactly are you on strike?
Cunt : So, there are a number of reasons really.....

It's bloody everywhere now since I first noticed it a few months back.

Exceptions gladly made for Yorkshire ladies pronouncing it Suuuuh
in the sexiest accent the planet


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:00 pm 

2 weeks ago bath starts leaking, shower dies.

Last week dishwasher claps out.. not even used that much.

Monday freezer just goes 'fuck it.. im out too'

.... :roll:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:11 pm 

Nagrenol wrote:
2 weeks ago bath starts leaking, shower dies.

Another smelly Metaler for Nixer to give out about.

Last week dishwasher claps out.. not even used that much.

Show your moth where the kitchen sink is.

Monday freezer just goes 'fuck it.. im out too'

Winter is conveniently just round the corner. Window ledges will be your saviour.

.... :roll:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:36 am 

People that say "yeah" while inhaling air.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:57 am 

or 'like' or 'you know'


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:02 am 

Ending a phone conversation with: "Bye. Bye. BYE BYE B-BYE B-BYE. BYE BYE. X100"


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