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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:22 pm 

great thread...dumbest first post ever.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:28 pm 

Before the edit...

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Red Hot Female vocalist with years of solo experience is getting a rock band off the ground.

I've already got one amazing lead guitar player with recording experience who's gigged at some of the country's top venues. We're backed up by a powerhouse drummer who has played all over Ireland.

All we need is a special bass player with the chops and the stage presence to complete the lineup.

You've got to be able to hit the ground running and come for an audition and nail at least 8 of our set list (all classic rock covers).

We DONT want to waste months messing around - we have gigs lined up and ready to go and we also want to get a demo CD done by August at the latest. We have contacts within the music business and are known to local promoters and agents on a personal level, so time is of the essence.

Own Pro level gear, transport and commitment is a must - no kids, no lifts or borrowed gear. Must be able to commit to regular practices and come prepared.

Got the balls to stand up and be counted?

Then get in touch and we'll arrange an audition.

Thanks
Davina


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:59 pm 

Another covers band... just what we need.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:59 am 

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I've already got one amazing lead guitar player with recording experience who's gigged at some of the country's top venues. We're backed up by a powerhouse drummer who has played all over Ireland.



Must be Stavis and Mao from Shoctopus.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:58 am 

BOOM!! :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:45 pm 

Some people really need to address how they approach looking for band members. I have seen this type of thing before where people big themselves up to be something amazing when in reality they are far from it. You want to get a covers band going, that's fine but don't big it up like they are auditioning for Metallica or something. I remember seeing something similar when Shoctupus were looking for a bassist, big huge ad, a lot of pomp and bullshit about the band and requirements for the candidate. They even had a day for when they would be holding auditions, and how the candidate must learn two or three of their songs for the audition. I seen that ad two years ago and now they haven't got a bassist, and are forced to borrow one until the lad gets fed up of their egos.

For bands at this at this level, the only requirement should be to turn up have a jam and see how things go. Learn 8 of your covers? Fuck off, learn 8 of mine beotch.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:44 pm 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MXQR_pYlE

This must have been taken before the powerhouse drummer and amazing lead guitarist arrived into the band.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:49 pm 

Horrible...just horrible

Good find though, thanks for posting it! :)


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:35 am 

hahahahahahahahaha lol!!!!!!!

what a wench!!!!!!


nice one riplash!!!!

and we now have over 1000 views!!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:02 am 

Hi Davina, I can't play bass but having watched that video I'm sure I'll fit in. When and where do we rehearse?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:17 am 

Riplash you're a legend....that is hilarious!

I can't believe she opens the thread with 'red hot female vocalist'

This deluded shit never gets old.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:20 am 

Fucking hell, that's desperate :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:49 am 

:lol: :lol:

Jaysus that's shocking...

I'd still take a blowie of her tho with a few gargles on me of course!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:15 am 

BotS wrote:
:lol: :lol:

Jaysus that's shocking...

I'd still take a blowie of her tho with a few gargles on me of course!



Dude....What the actual fuck?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:12 pm 

Riplash wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MXQR_pYlE

This must have been taken before the powerhouse drummer and amazing lead guitarist arrived into the band.


what a load of bollocks. yet another one of these wankers that thinks being into rock music means sticking out your tongue and throwing the horns in photos and owning a "Best Rock Compilation In The World Ever" cd and that being a singer means having access to a microphone.

Trades Description would do their nut at her describing herself as a vocalist. or female.


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