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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:05 am 

Attention - looking for members for a Cannibal Corpse tribute band. Proposed band name is "Cryptic Stench" after their legendary song.

Hoping to tap into the mindless, can-crushing market for tribute bands, appealing to overweight, balding 30-40 somethings throughput Ireland who have nothing better to do other than avoid original bands and only spend their limited time and money on uninspired cover bands.

Applicants must demonstrate INTEGRITY above all else, and should be able to demonstrate an ability to play at a far superior level to all other applicants by alluding to clandestine bands that they may or may not have actually played in.

Knowledge of drum pedals would be welcome - thinking of a Midlands, Bord na Mona endorsed pedal?

Do you have integrity? Do you despise all other inferior, overweight, middle-age metal heads? Then you may just be eligible to lay waste and help us rid the land of waster posers!

Apply now!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:26 am 

:lol: fucksake


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:47 am 

Ok


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:27 am 

Sounds great


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:15 am 

This will get the seal of approval IF the following 2 conditions are met:

- The real Cannibal Corpse breaks up
- you play a lot of deep cuts

Cheers!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:42 pm 

Be some laugh watching Nixer crowd-kill in the pit in Fibbers to this.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:18 pm 

Snare wrote:
Knowledge of drum pedals would be welcome - thinking of a Midlands, Bord na Mona endorsed pedal?




Just finished footing a plot of these pedals. Will sort ya out if the weather keeps up!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:17 pm 

Cryptic Stench brought me here.


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