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| Crow |
 Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:11 pm |
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A chugger is a stereotypical John Schaffer riff.
Ah no.
A 'chugger' is a charity mugger. You know the sort. Outgoing, young, socially retarded folk with an uncanny inability to read body language.
"Spare a minute for Concern? No, well how about I entertain you with my wacky walk,then?" |
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| PatrickReborn |
| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:20 pm |
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Crow wrote: A chugger is a stereotypical John Schaffer riff.
Ah no.
A 'chugger' is a charity mugger. You know the sort. Outgoing, young, socially retarded folk with an uncanny inability to read body language.
"Spare a minute for Concern? No, well how about I entertain you with my wacky walk,then?"
Was caught yesterday... now paying 3 euro a week to some kids charity, absolute guilt trip... Only myself to blame for not having the balls to tell them fuck off. Thing is, I dont even think I have 3 euro to spare, i'm so fucking broke
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| Rctl Dsmbwllmnt |
| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:44 pm |
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PatrickReborn wrote:
Was caught yesterday... now paying 3 euro a week to some kids charity, absolute guilt trip... Only myself to blame for not having the balls to tell them fuck off. Thing is, I dont even think I have 3 euro to spare, i'm so fucking broke
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| PatrickReborn |
| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:56 pm |
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| TemplarOfSteel |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:30 am |
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| Ah those people can be annoying. Why do they all think they have to try and hug you? |
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| richardanthonyc |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:49 am |
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Bloody Chuggers tried to get me as I was walking out of the train station, I never see chuggers in Longford  |
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| Zomboidgirl |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:50 pm |
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Other bastards on the comber greenway nonchalantly walk about clueless to their surroundings, especially those with dogs and/or children.
also yesterday - as i was cycling home, two girls on bikes couldn't grasp the concept that them cycling beside each other was taking up the entire path and that one of them move to let me past.
aarrgghhh!!!
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| Padre Pio |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:30 pm |
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Caomhaoin wrote: 'What are you doing in college so'
'I'm reading Law'
Sweet Jesus.
I hope one of these fools someday asks me "What did you read in college" so that I can say "Books mainly". |
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| Dread Pirate Sid |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:30 pm |
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PatrickReborn wrote: Crow wrote: A chugger is a stereotypical John Schaffer riff.
Ah no.
A 'chugger' is a charity mugger. You know the sort. Outgoing, young, socially retarded folk with an uncanny inability to read body language.
"Spare a minute for Concern? No, well how about I entertain you with my wacky walk,then?"
Was caught yesterday... now paying 3 euro a week to some kids charity, absolute guilt trip... Only myself to blame for not having the balls to tell them fuck off. Thing is, I dont even think I have 3 euro to spare, i'm so fucking broke
On the rare occasion that one of these over-friendly parasites braves an approach under the thousand-yard stare, I have listened politely to their bleating about whatever cause it is that they need their salary paid out of first before a penny goes to it and whispered gently to them: "That's dreadful. Do you know if there's a public toilet around here? I'm so fucking hard right now I think I'm going to explode." The back-pedalling is a delight to behold.
Yeah, I know there's no jobs out there, and people have to take what they can get, which I is why I'm not "fuck off" rude or abusive to chuggers or telemarketers. But I reserve the right to have fun with them since they have taken the first step in the invasion of my privacy. We invited a couple of doorstepping Mormons into the house one night to let them give us their spiel. It was all of three minutes before they baled, the mortal terror tangible in their eyes. I actually did have a wank after on the strength of that. |
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| Hellvomit |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:27 pm |
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Had Christians of some description at the door the other night myself. Unfortunately the bird answered so she was polite in telling them to fuck off. I'd love to have advance warning of them calling so I could answer the door naked from the waist down bar a pair of shoes and white socks wearing one of the missus' bras or something. Then just talk to them as if everything's normal. |
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| TemplarOfSteel |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:31 pm |
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| Answer the door out of breath and holding a knife covered in red sauce mixed with coffee. |
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| Shunyata |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:33 pm |
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"Yes, I'd like to donate to the homeless, that's why i'm wearing a t-shirt with a stylised swastika on the front and fuck the universe written across it"
Jog on. |
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| dawals |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:50 pm |
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Hellvomit wrote:
Had Christians of some description at the door the other night myself. Unfortunately the bird answered so she was polite in telling them to fuck off. I'd love to have advance warning of them calling so I could answer the door naked from the waist down bar a pair of shoes and white socks wearing one of the missus' bras or something. Then just talk to them as if everything's normal.
I thought that was normal for you? |
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| Squire |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:31 pm |
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| Paddy, all that and a bottle of crisp n' dry in your hand. Sorted. |
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| Hellvomit |
| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:18 pm |
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| Get some badly applied lipstick with a few days worth of stubble and converse in a high pitched girly voice and the pictures complete. |
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