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| dawals |
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| Hellvomit |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:52 am |
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| He actually used the toilet believe it or not. Athough, the jacks was probably cleaner than the firdge in that place anyway. |
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| Hellvomit |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:46 am |
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| Actually, now that the conversation has taken a lower tone and we're talking about shitting in fridges etc, I've remembered a story of an Aussie mate who shat on a plate in his mates gaf, cooked it in the mocrowave and then put it in the fridge. Both microwave and fridge couldn't be used ever again. And two coke bottles filled with piss...can't have a steak without the chips, as he put it. |
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| Caller of the Black |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:53 pm |
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| I heard a story at Crunch's stag the other week of a lad who got so fucked up he up he thought his kitchen was the bathroom, opened the oven, sat on the door and shat all over the place. Woke up in the morning to find the kitchen covered in shit, had to clean it up and make up an excuse for the broken oven door before his missus came home. Chap actually admitted all of this himself. |
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| JonK |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:57 pm |
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Caller of the Black wrote: I heard a story at Crunch's stag the other week of a lad who got so fucked up he up he thought his kitchen was the bathroom, opened the oven, sat on the door and shat all over the place. Woke up in the morning to find the kitchen covered in shit, had to clean it up and make up an excuse for the broken oven door before his missus came home. Chap actually admitted all of this himself.
A very similar thing to that happened at a mate's gaff when we were about 15 or 16 years old. The lad (who I haven't seen in years now, probably couldn't take the slagging anymore) just woke up from his Bavaria induced slumber, stripped down and shat all over the kitchen. |
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| disciple23 |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:05 pm |
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Door to door sales people who still ring the doorbell despite a sign saying " No Sales people please".
Also junk mail still littering the hallway despite the aforementioned sign also saying "No junk mail". |
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| Eoin McLove |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:19 pm |
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| My mate Bren used to live with a mate of his and they were constantly pranking each other. One afternoon Bren was flaking on the couch and Dave comes in, plonks a Carte D'Or carton on the table and sits down, breaking his hole laughing. Bren has a peek in the carton and there is a giant steaming log in it. Dave left it there so Bren was forced to dispose of it! |
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| Dark Stranger |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:59 pm |
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JonK wrote: Caller of the Black wrote: I heard a story at Crunch's stag the other week of a lad who got so fucked up he up he thought his kitchen was the bathroom, opened the oven, sat on the door and shat all over the place. Woke up in the morning to find the kitchen covered in shit, had to clean it up and make up an excuse for the broken oven door before his missus came home. Chap actually admitted all of this himself.
A very similar thing to that happened at a mate's gaff when we were about 15 or 16 years old. The lad (who I haven't seen in years now, probably couldn't take the slagging anymore) just woke up from his Bavaria induced slumber, stripped down and shat all over the kitchen.
Heard a deadly one (and I'm sure I heard it was a lad on here that did it) where the lad shat the bed one night beside a woman he pulled. He freaked out, went into the shower and cleaned himself up. Dried off, got back into bed and woke the lassie up saying "I think you've had an accident love..." |
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| JonK |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:08 pm |
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Dark Stranger wrote: JonK wrote: Caller of the Black wrote: I heard a story at Crunch's stag the other week of a lad who got so fucked up he up he thought his kitchen was the bathroom, opened the oven, sat on the door and shat all over the place. Woke up in the morning to find the kitchen covered in shit, had to clean it up and make up an excuse for the broken oven door before his missus came home. Chap actually admitted all of this himself.
A very similar thing to that happened at a mate's gaff when we were about 15 or 16 years old. The lad (who I haven't seen in years now, probably couldn't take the slagging anymore) just woke up from his Bavaria induced slumber, stripped down and shat all over the kitchen.
Heard a deadly one (and I'm sure I heard it was a lad on here that did it) where the lad shat the bed one night beside a woman he pulled. He freaked out, went into the shower and cleaned himself up. Dried off, got back into bed and woke the lassie up saying "I think you've had an accident love..."
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| wez_wildheart |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:16 pm |
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| I do know of someone who was at a party one night and took a shit in the host's PS1 and closed the lid down. I will neither confirm nor deny that I was present at the shindig |
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| Dark Stranger |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:52 pm |
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| Dave Verner has the all time best shitprank story. It's utterly phenomenal. |
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| Dark Stranger |
| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:55 pm |
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In fact fuck it, I'll just stick it up.
Quote: Heard about this one living with my old flatmate. Load of law spanners used to play a game called "hide the shit". The ultimate winner came when one of the bright sparks melted a tub of butter, placed the log in and then poured the melted butter on top to conceal the evil.
I think if you're playing a game called "hide the shit" you deserve to munch some rancid toast. |
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| wobblechops |
| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:00 am |
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| hide the shit is also known as "tommys out" but you have to walk back into the party and say tommys out whereupon the host frantically searches the gaff while much mirth ensues |
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| JonK |
| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:03 am |
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| This thread has changed from 'Pet Peeves' to 'My Favourite Poo Stories'. |
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| wobblechops |
| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:07 am |
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