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| Black Shepherd Carnage |
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| Combining the last two stories I can reveal that I washed my cock in the sink of the public toilet at Dublin airport before getting on a flight last week, because you just never know when you'll need an impeccable lad. The queue in Tesco for example. |
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| Leather Mike |
| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:35 pm |
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young wans walking around in cripplingly tight white-and-black striped leggings, a la Alex Van Halen
Why? WHY?! WHY?! |
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| Eoin McLove |
| Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:14 am |
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Location: In the village by the hangman's bay.
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| I hate it when you say to someone 'Is today Friday?' and they reply, 'All day' usually accompanied by an expectant grin as if they have just come up with the most hi-larious retort. It's what head-butting was invented for. |
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| Tezcatlipoca |
| Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:07 am |
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Location: Haarlem, The Netherlands
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| Advertisements for products and companies 'sponsoring the Olympics'. It'd save time to name the things that DON'T sponsor the fucking Olympics. |
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| Squire |
| Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:23 pm |
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Leather Mike wrote: young wans walking around in cripplingly tight white-and-black striped leggings, a la Alex Van Halen
Why? WHY?! WHY?!
Yeah, it really pissed me off initially. Beetlejuice-esque trousers look stupid to be fair. But I just accepted that they're trying to show off their arses. And to be honest, I can live with looking at them. |
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| Juggz |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:45 am |
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Location: Under A Lesbian Moon
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| Whichever cunt drove into the fence outside my house last night and fucked off leaving it smashed up, you have peeved me off. |
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| Juggz |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:50 am |
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Squire wrote: Leather Mike wrote: young wans walking around in cripplingly tight white-and-black striped leggings, a la Alex Van Halen
Why? WHY?! WHY?!
Yeah, it really pissed me off initially. Beetlejuice-esque trousers look stupid to be fair. But I just accepted that they're trying to show off their arses. And to be honest, I can live with looking at them. |
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| Rizla_King |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:34 pm |
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| Religious maniacs are my pet peeve. Go fuck yourselves. |
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| Eoin McLove |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:14 pm |
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Juggz wrote: Squire wrote: Leather Mike wrote: young wans walking around in cripplingly tight white-and-black striped leggings, a la Alex Van Halen
Why? WHY?! WHY?!
Yeah, it really pissed me off initially. Beetlejuice-esque trousers look stupid to be fair. But I just accepted that they're trying to show off their arses. And to be honest, I can live with looking at them. I can't believe anyone could give out about young ones in tight clothes regardless of the colouring unless they're chubby. Even then, some curves in roughly the right places can be a wonderful thing, so really it'd only be the morbidly obese you could point the "no" finger at.
And even then, only in front of your mates because you and I both know, tubby would get it! |
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| Juggz |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:18 pm |
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Location: Under A Lesbian Moon
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| wez_wildheart |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:32 pm |
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| Not so much a peeve, but seeing folk in town drinking Mountain Dew Energy when they can get a can of the imported joy of the real thing in quite a few shops now in the town. The UK one tastes fucking awful. |
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| Shando |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:55 pm |
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wez_wildheart wrote: Not so much a peeve, but seeing folk in town drinking Mountain Dew Energy when they can get a can of the imported joy of the real thing in quite a few shops now in the town. The UK one tastes fucking awful.
I can't stand that new stuff. I was so excited when I heard it was coming out here. Thank god we can get the real stuff! |
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| wez_wildheart |
| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:22 pm |
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Shando wrote: wez_wildheart wrote: Not so much a peeve, but seeing folk in town drinking Mountain Dew Energy when they can get a can of the imported joy of the real thing in quite a few shops now in the town. The UK one tastes fucking awful.
I can't stand that new stuff. I was so excited when I heard it was coming out here. Thank god we can get the real stuff!
I usually pick up a couple of cases from City Picnic in the town. Cheaper than getting it online as well. Absolutely fantastic gear to help a hangover as well. |
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| richardanthonyc |
| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:14 pm |
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| People who say ah instead of A as in the letter Ahh. What letter is that? Ah yes that is the phonetic sound of the letter A! Also people who say Boooks instead of books. Wrecks my tits |
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| Leather Mike |
| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:44 pm |
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Eoin McLove wrote: Juggz wrote: Squire wrote: Leather Mike wrote: young wans walking around in cripplingly tight white-and-black striped leggings, a la Alex Van Halen
Why? WHY?! WHY?!
Yeah, it really pissed me off initially. Beetlejuice-esque trousers look stupid to be fair. But I just accepted that they're trying to show off their arses. And to be honest, I can live with looking at them. I can't believe anyone could give out about young ones in tight clothes regardless of the colouring unless they're chubby. Even then, some curves in roughly the right places can be a wonderful thing, so really it'd only be the morbidly obese you could point the "no" finger at.
And even then, only in front of your mates because you and I both know, tubby would get it!
fat wans are like vespas. good fun to ride but you dont wanna be seen on one. |
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