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pentagrimes
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:02 am Reply with quote
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiqSuC8KkNU
"Things"

The Ben Hur of "so bad it's good" horror
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Pinhead
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:30 am Reply with quote
Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 3503 Location: Dundalk
wizardinblack wrote:
Eliminator wrote:
Hobo with a shotgun was shite too.


Ultra shite, not even on the good side of bad.


Ah here, class film...

6 pages and no mention of TROLL 2!!! (unless im mistaken)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Faust : Love Of The Damned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KUlVhQe8dQ

Streetfighter the Movie.
(needs no itroduction)

Eat and Run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BTZMVYAunA

My Mum would let me pick a couple of videos every now and then when i was a kid and i picked some crap haha
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Fitzy
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:18 am Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 69 Location: Tipp/Cork
If your a fan of Martial Art films, forget Seagal, Chuck Norris, Van Damme etc, Billy Blanks is your man, such classics as "Talons of the Eagle" and "Back in Action"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mONB0JZWAzc

Also the China O'Brien films are classic Laughing
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matty_the_emo_slayer
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:02 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 1729 Location: Bangor
Seeing as Drunken Master was mentioned on the first page here's the other 2 parts of my holy trinity of bad Kung Fu movies from my late primary school days.

Jet Li's Legend Of The Red Dragon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJbhZ8mA3s

Fight scenes are admittedly amazing, but this trailer cleverly masks all the shit and ridiculous bits. Laughable villains ("He rides a Metal horse!"), 10 year olds beating the shit clean out of adults, really obvious wire-work, bad dialogue, dick jokes and the hilarity of Jet Li involved in a love story. Oh, and a granny who can jump through the air and throw 300 darts before she hits the ground. Watch it, you won't be disappointed.

Zu Warriors From The Magic Mountain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbsCiN3GqM

Bad kung-fu meets bad 80's sci-fi/fantasy, with SFX that makes Flash Gordon look like Avatar. It also has one of the most ridiculous and hard to follow plots ever. Even now all I remember is something about 2 magic swords, and Sammo Hung playing a wizard who traps a demon in his magic eyebrows for 40 days. For extra shit points watch the extended version which adds an extra 30 minutes and a time-travelling teenage love story.
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TemplarOfSteel
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:08 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Posts: 7264 Location: High Above The Rolling Waves, In Labyrinths Of Coral Caves...
WHat the fuck is wrong with you people, Drunken Master is a masterpiece of martial arts choreography.

I'm not joking. It's deadly.
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winter doom
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:12 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jun 2005 Posts: 2007 Location: Dungannon
Thrashin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rVl7H6kiMk

Old skate movie from the mid 80's. So damn bad it's deadly!
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spoderman01
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:09 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 1934 Location: Limerick
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRWxJiMM3Jg
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matty_the_emo_slayer
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:51 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 1729 Location: Bangor
TemplarOfSteel wrote:
WHat the fuck is wrong with you people, Drunken Master is a masterpiece of martial arts choreography.

I'm not joking. It's deadly.


Agreed, but part of its deadliness is in how utterly stupid it is.

"OLD LADY SIT ON TOILET SEAT!"
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Juggz
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:00 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 01 Nov 2011 Posts: 1336 Location: Under A Lesbian Moon
Exactly

Quote:
Thunderfoot: Hmmph! Who teaches you that kung fu?

Freddy (proudly): My dad does!

Thunderfoot: Hmmph! Judging by your kung fu, he's useless! I wouldn't hire him to wipe my ass!!!
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The Ruts
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:07 pm Reply with quote
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How could you not love a film about a serial killing/raping snowman?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JpO7iLAohQ
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cliffburtonsghost
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:40 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jun 2005 Posts: 1301 Location: Galway/Donegal
Fuck me, 1:05 in that Jack Frost trailer.. amazing!
As mentioned before Troll 2 is the pinnacle of shit goodness, but honorable mentions go out to Silent Night, Deadly Night 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5CtOCZxrpc
worth watching for the main guys eyebrows alone.
Howling 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds4HxMn_ZEQ 2:05 - 2:30
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wizardinblack
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:18 am Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Nov 2011 Posts: 817 Location: Under a pointy hat.
[quote="matty_the_emo_slayer"]

Zu Warriors From The Magic Mountain

quote]

Wow - Your the only other person I've ever heard of that's mentioned this moviee - it's in my top 10 movies of all time, I bought it some years ago on DVD, having tracked it down from memory of seeing it years ago, late night on channel 4, ever St. Stephens night I watch Jason & the Argonuats follwed by Zu. Great great great movie, I can see why you mentioned it in this context but fuck me it's a deadly flic. Moustache.
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PatrickReborn
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:32 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Jan 2009 Posts: 2220 Location: Castlebar/Galway
Jack Frost is fucking great!

"Well it ain't fuckin' Frosty!!!"

Also, this:

Knightriders - https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bJIbhIB5gNw
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wizardinblack
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:23 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Nov 2011 Posts: 817 Location: Under a pointy hat.
Starship Troopers was on the box last night, awful dialogue, no acting in sight, but what a fuckin deadly watch. I'd still leave Denise Richards looking like a painters radio given the chance.
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Emphyrio
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:35 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 May 2011 Posts: 1239 Location: Limerick
wizardinblack wrote:
Starship Troopers was on the box last night, awful dialogue, no acting in sight, but what a fuckin deadly watch. I'd still leave Denise Richards looking like a painters radio given the chance.


painters radio????? Elaborate. Think this could be interesting....
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